Chini Hai?!

We had a good laugh this morning seeing so many black suited men lined up to knock on our doors. The situation is very dramatical like the Indian neighbourhood aunty who comes knocking for sugar, but still manages to start her conversation complimenting the new bedspread. Mr. Cameron did quite well in his speech at Bangalore, taking a stand on the Indian job market and the mutual give and take prospects. I wonder what Mr. President has to say about it?
The truth being all black suited visitors, have failed every time, they tried making HIBI or so called immigration laws stricter to save the job for the local duds. So, may be Mr. Obama will talk about Kashmir. No, that won’t land him on the right mat after the recent financial aid to Pakistan. He can’t talk about jobs too after his infamous comments on Indians, so maybe he can talk about China, tch tch tch.. Bhopal? Patents (hope all know that apart from basmati and pashmina they took some 139 patents on yoga too)? Hadley? Wiki leak! oops! I think we will have to wait and watch. Mr. Sarkozy is also waiting outside. He will definitely have something to chat about. French are known for their vanity and charm. He can just get Carla along; Men will drool over her and the women can easily be distracted with Mr. Sarkozy’s designer suits while he delivers his speech, anyways we are not very good at French.

Apart from these, we also have the long list of CWG (common wealth games) guests. So what? If the queen isn’t coming, we will still welcome the rest. We can send our Mallyas later to reclaim our Kohinoor. The problem with us is, we are too sentimental about, ‘Athithi Devo Bhav’. We made swanky T3 just for them! Just see, this time we might even spare our medals for our guests. Jai Ho!